Crap

It was my birthday, and me and my friends were celebrating it in a pizzeria. We decided to make a contest to see who would eat more pieces. I ended up in third place, with 14 pieaces. But the guy who won ate 21. After the last piece he rushed into the bathroom. We though he would throw up, so we followed him to mock him and claim victory to the guy who ate 19 pieces. But he went to shit. When he came out, we saw it: it was pure pizza. I don´t know how he did it, it seemed that his digestive tract ignored the pizza and sent it away with no kind of digestion at all.