Thursday, October 30, 2008


An old man can't find his wife at Costco. He walks up a young woman working there.
Old man: May I talk to you? I can't find my wife.
Young woman: Do you know where she might be?
Old man: No. I've looked in every row in the store. But every time I talk to an attractive woman like you, she walks up.

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

About A Boy

A little boy gets 10 for his birthday and rushes down to the Sport Shop to
buy the new football he has been desperate for. He gets a ball down from the
rack and gives the shop-keeper his 10. "Sorry son !!" explains the
shopkeeper. "This ball costs 20, but you've only got 10".

Thinking quickly, the boy looks up at the different club footballs on the rack
and says: "Ok. If you blindfold me and I guess which club's crest is on
the ball, will you let me have the ball for 10?" The shopkeeper decides
to humour the boy. He agrees to the lad's proposal, and so he blindfolds the

First up he gives the boy an Arsenal ball. "OK," says the boy,
placing his ear to the ball, "I can hear the blasting sound of two cannons.
This must be an Arsenal ball!" "That was a lucky guess,"
exclaimed the shopkeeper, "Let's try another one!"... and he hands
him a Millwall ball. "OK," says the boy, placing his ear to the ball
again, "I can hear a pack of rampant Lions. It must be a Millwall

"Blimey!" says the shopkeeper. "If you get the next one right
I'll let you have the ball for nothing..." and with that he passes him
another ball. Again the boy puts the ball to his ear and after a few moments he
exclaims "That's a Tottenham Hotspur ball!". "How on earth
did you get that one? I suppose you heard a cockerel crowing!!"

"No..." said the boy. "It's going down!"

Thursday, October 16, 2008


It was my birthday, and me and my friends were celebrating it in a pizzeria. We decided to make a contest to see who would eat more pieces. I ended up in third place, with 14 pieaces. But the guy who won ate 21. After the last piece he rushed into the bathroom. We though he would throw up, so we followed him to mock him and claim victory to the guy who ate 19 pieces. But he went to shit. When he came out, we saw it: it was pure pizza. I don´t know how he did it, it seemed that his digestive tract ignored the pizza and sent it away with no kind of digestion at all.